Smart People Like Good Beer: #5 Jeremiah Weed Spiked Cola

Alright folks, I'm going a bit outside the box on this review and going with a product that isn't really a beer. Although it is labeled as a "malt beverage" so maybe that counts for something. In full disclosure, I did not buy this product. It was left at my apartment by someone who will not be named. I don't want to shame him on public forum. That being said, here goes: