Everything's Big(oted)ger in Texas.

Looks like Texas is tired of only being in the news for Rick Perry, a failing education system, and the largest number of children sans health insurance. True "Patriot" Crockett Keller recently caught national attention with a radio ad he put out to advertise his handgun training class that is required for a license in Texas. It starts out innocently enough, but about 45 minutes he adds a disclaimer refusing to allow "socialist liberals", people who voted for Obama, and "non-Christian Arab(s) or Muslim(s)" to take the class. Can someone remind me why people were against Texas seceding from the union? Build a wall around that backwater, hill-billy cesspool.

Jordan

Jordan is a blogger/scientist/clinician who currently resides in Milwaukee. He dreams of a day when it is socially appropriate for him to scream at children on his lawn. (@NeuroJay).

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