Bring On The WNBA!!

A recent poll of Americans revealed that a whopping 76% of respondents said they really don't miss the NBA as games are being missed in the lockout. 12% responded that they did in fact miss the NBA season, the remaining 12% declined to answer as they were contracted to play overseas.

In related news, experts predict that the WNBA will enjoy as much as a 100% boost in ratings and attendance. To prepare for the increased attendance most teams have added 3 folding chairs to each sideline.