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11.08.2011

Bring On The WNBA!!

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A recent poll of Americans revealed that a whopping 76% of respondents said they really don't miss the NBA as games are being missed in the lockout. 12% responded that they did in fact miss the NBA season, the remaining 12% declined to answer as they were contracted to play overseas.

In related news, experts predict that the WNBA will enjoy as much as a 100% boost in ratings and attendance. To prepare for the increased attendance most teams have added 3 folding chairs to each sideline.

Jordan

Jordan is a blogger/scientist/clinician who currently resides in Milwaukee. He dreams of a day when it is socially appropriate for him to scream at children on his lawn. (@NeuroJay).

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4 comments:

  1. EdNovember 9, 2011 at 2:07 PM

    Notice: The opinions of Jordan in no way reflect the opinions of Stuff Smart People Like (SSpplL) and its subsidiaries.

    GO Mystics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. EdNovember 9, 2011 at 2:08 PM

    Hold the phone. The WNBA schedule runs from May to September...

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  3. JordanNovember 9, 2011 at 5:36 PM

    You goddamn turncoat, how dare you root against the Shock!

    And yeah....I knew that about the schedule...I just meant that that basketball void would still be unfilled at the time that the WNBA starts. And it would be filled with the breathtaking series of layups and bounce passes that is the WNBA.

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  4. DeanNovember 10, 2011 at 8:13 PM

    Dude, you're way behind! The Shock are gone from MI! They play ball where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain.

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