It's February, which means if you're headed to see a new movie you're sure to be disappointed. Not that there's anything wrong in particular with February movies, just that they're usually a little lacking in plot... and character... and acting... and direction, editing, casting, lighting, photography, sound... heck, it wouldn't surprise me if the craft services was just a bunch of walnuts. So if you're not running out to see one of these masterpieces and have your Oscar Ballot all filled out, here's a trailer to excite you for summer. I give you Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter.
(Disclaimer: This film may also be short on plot, character, etc. but Honest Abe is wielding a hatchet so all is forgiven.)