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Cattle Rustlin' Up in Some Parts

Well, I'll be... Seem's 'bout the only thing left to do in some parts is round up a gang low-life, yellow-bellied varmints, who never worked a day in their life and rustle some livestock. 'Spect the law don't take to kindly and niether do the salt -of-the-earth workin' them ranches, but budget cuts bein' what they are, have up and left folks with little means for recourse. Well, count me as one o' the many who sure hope them cow thievin', good-for-nothin' ingrates pay their just retributions.

(Source: USA Today)

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  1. I think you misunderstood, this is jut a jobs growth plan. With all this rustlin' going on, the job market for vigilante posses is going to skyrocket.

  2. That's a really good point, maybe they are government funded thieves. They steal the livestock, the ranchers put up the bounty, the posses catch the dudes. - everybody gets paid! Suddenly there's cash moving around the community, banks are lending again, the quality of life goes up and we all have a good laugh. Well except the thieves; they go to jail. But life in the clink during a boom has got to be better. They probobly get HBO!