Newt Gingrinch is simply one of the most unlikable human beings on the planet. I don't have a clear idea of what his views are, I just know I don't like him. Can you do something about that permascowl?
Herman Cain's campaign team finally hired a debate coach. That debate coach neglected to inform him of the moderator's name. Right Blitz?
Ron Paul, I would have liked you better during my collegiate "Objectivist" phase. Plus, I keep expecting you to start handing out Werther's Originals during the debate.
John Huntsman looks pretty good. And being an ambassador to China shores up your foreign policy cred. Too bad most of your party's voters don't give a damn about foreign policy, and probably couldn't identify China on a globe.
Rick Santorum, why are you even here? Did you think that this round of elections needed its own Alan Keyes or did you just have some millions lying around that you felt like blowing?
Rick Perry must have hired the same debate coach as Bachmann. Although he did a slightly better job at demagoguery.
And finally, at this point I think Mitt Romney could kill someone and still get the party's nomination. Congrats Mitt, I actually liked you in 2008, honestly, but you've pandered too much to try and appeal to the Tea Party this time around.