Stuff Smart People DON'T Like: Twilight: Post #1

Hello Dear Readers. Today I present you with the first of several installments that will follow my undertaking to try and make it through "Twilight." Notice that I did not say "the novel" or "the book" in describing this...collection of words, for that would be grave misnomer. I decided to do this now to coincide with the release of whichever installment of this franchise is released this week. To start off with, you may be saying "you're not a writer, what right do you have to critique this?" To that my answer is, I'm also not a chef, but I'm pretty sure I could tell if someone laid a pile of shit on a plate before me and asked me to eat it. So, without further ado, enjoy my ordeal, so that you don't have to.