Asteroid Nearing Earth, Aerosmith on Standby

This is it, the day President Morgan Freeman warned us about. Everyone gather your band of scruffy oil drillers and serenade your Liv Tylers. All military personel report to your tiny arrow shaped spaceships and prepare for take off. A huge asteroid is hurtling toward the planet and there's nothing we can do about it! Not that we need to, apparently this thing is going to completely miss us - but why waste time not reliving your favorite disaster scenes. "I'd still miss you babe, and I don't wanna miss a thing..."

(Source: Chicago Tribune)

Dean

Dean lives in a modest one-bedroom apartment with his dear wife and television. He studies and performs comedy here and there and is a big fan of wordplay, swordplay and pressing play.

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